Babysitter. You creeped me out. In my 10 year old world you gave me a vibe I didn’t recognize but made me very uneasy. You thought you were a true gift to humanity. Really hope it was unfounded.

Neighbour when I was 8. Native to England, spoke with a brilliant accent. Introduced me to hot tea when I had the flu. You babysat me sometimes. You were a comfort. I’d have loved to remain your friend.

83 years young. Born in the house she still lives in. Bored with growing old. Still goes to casinos and trims her own hedgerows. Feisty, never married, boldly prejudiced. Shrewd, well-read, funny and thoughtful. Fantastic current neighbour.