Grade 8 English teacher. Caught me and Robin cheating on a spelling test. Humiliated us. Enjoyed sexual innuendo. Favourite joke, “Did you ever wonder why we ‘go upchuck’? Wonder why we don’t ‘go uprobin?’ “. Pervert times a million.

Grade 8 boyfriend. I was simply smitten. We danced together. You kissed me until I couldn’t catch a breath in the privacy of an abandoned milk truck. Your eyes were like bright blue sunlit pools in the Caribbean.